Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
Candy nipple tassels?! Yes please!
Imagine if you had these and they fell out of your pocket or something, because there’s literally nothing you can say to pass it off as just a normal thing. You’d just have to own it like “yeah, I have candy nipple tassels, ‘cause yo mama’s kinky like that”.
They’ll probably use it when you graduate.